Joining HRE.COM Costs $40.00 per year
Here's Why:

Read This....No REALLY READ IT!

Little Desmond is a curious child. He has the makings of a great racer. He's inquisitive, resourceful (where'd ya get that knife kid?) and not afraid to try new things or venture into the unknown. Unfortunately, He ALWAYS learns the hard way.

You can be like Little Desmond, or you can prove that evolution works by joining HRE.COM.

Joining is simple. First, go to the forums page and click on the link HELP. Then follow the instructions to get a user account. Once you have registered, you can access the open areas. If you want to become a full member, click HERE and send me an email with your information.

Most people choose to send their credit card info in two emails. The first email contains half of the number (i.e. XXXX-XXXX) and the Expiration date (i.e. 10/09) The Second email contains the remainder of the credit card number (i.e. XXXX-XXXX) and MOST IMPORTANTLY your ZIP CODE (i.e. 11756) or your Country Code if you are out of the U.S. (i.e. V7A G9X or 2345 etc).

The Cost of Membership for One (1) Year is $40.00

If you prefer to send a money order be advised that I ONLY ACCEPT U.S. POSTAL MONEY ORDERS. I DO NOT ACCEPT WELLS FARGO, BANK OF AMERICA or ANY OTHER MONEY ORDER. Why? Because my idiot bank (CHASE) charges me between $10 and $15 to process a $40.00 money order so if you send me anything but a U.S. POSTAL MONEY ORDER for your membership, you'll only get it back in the mail.

Our Mailing Address is:

Harvey Racing Engines
1 Toll Lane
Levittown, NY 11756

Make the Postal Money Order Payable to Jim Harvey (That's Me)

If you would rather talk to me directly, email me HERE and provide me with your phone number and a good time to call you. I call WORLDWIDE so don't think that because you live in Australia, I won't pick up the phone.I have a really good phone plan so you WILL get a call.

In short, Enjoy and learn.

Oh yeah, one more thing. If you email me and ask how you can join, I'll know that you didn't read this page.

Jim

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The Easy Explanation

For those of you who aren't sure of anything I just wrote up there (and don't feel bad, you're not alone). Here is the way to get an account at HRE.COM;

First off, none of the blue highlighted words are hyperlinks in the paragraph below (except for the one at the very bottom). I only made them blue like that so that you could see them more easily. So if you call me or email me and say "Hey! I clicked and clicked on that link on the joinup page and nothing happened" I'll know that you are somehow related to me.

Navigate to the forums page (hint: click on the link that says forums)

Once there, look at the very top of the page and find the word HELP (click on that)

Once there, find the link "Getting Started" (hint, it's the first link on the page) Click on the link.

Find the link that says "Getting an Account" and click on that.

Go to the link that says "User registration" *Yeah, I know you clicked until you broke your mouse. Hey, I didn't write the forum software so don't yell at me.

Finally, tired, hungry and cold, you come to the REGISTER FOR A NEW ACCOUNT PAGE. Huzzah! You've found it! Now all you have to do is fill out the incredibly intrusive membership form and go and post your little heart out on the free side of the forums. Once you become addicted to the incredible knowledge and good times that even cheapskates enjoy, you'll want to send off a hundred or two dollars to me. Resist that urge because I'm a simple fellow and only need the $40.00 from you (plus the $75 for the manual if you're really SERIOUS about learning anything.* I'll even do the math for you, $115.00 for the whole show.) You can also use PAYPAL to join or to order the Fuel Injection Manual. Paypal email is jharvey133@verizon.net.

 

Hey, one more thing;

WELCOME ABOARD!

If all that is too complicated for you, or your time is valuable, you can miss out on all the fun by clicking this link;

 

CLICK HERE YOU LAZY GOAT!